THE MOOMORIAL

In the spirit of minimalism:

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As the name states - One club. No putter. Unless your one club is your putter. Whatever the club, the selection must be made prior to tee off.

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Each golfer is only allowed three balls. Using more than three balls results in a 1-stroke penalty for each additional ball. Found balls will be allowed to replenish your supply without penalty*.

Every golfer must tee off with at least three(3) beers** in their possession.

 

You must putt out - no gimmies.

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​Every hole is a par 4

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Immediately following golf we will head to Llywelyn's Pub in Webster Groves for awards

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WE WILL PLAY RAIN, SNOW, OR SHINE***

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PRIZES:

This isn't a fancy schmancy tournament like you're used to, but we've still got prizes to help support the cause. Closest to the Pin at every hole. Fewest Putts. Longest Drive... well not that one, but you know the drill.

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ADDITIONAL INFO:

All proceeds benefit The Ranken Jordan Birdies & Smiles Golf Program. This program has been made possible and run for years by Innsbrook Golf Pro, Kevin Corn. Get it? Corn-ucopia. Anyway, this is just a small way to support his extraordinary efforts.

 

Learn more about Kevin and the program here:
Golf Week Article

Sports Illustrated Article

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*Ending with more balls than you started with will get you a high five and nothing more.​

**A beverage of appropriate size, weight and annoyance factor may be substituted for any or all of the aforementioned beers.

***If the weather is so bad we need to cancel, all of the money collected will go directly to Ranken Jordan. We can talk about the beer later. Also, the hosts do not make any money from this. In fact, we pay too. Audit us, we dare you.

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